It occurred to me as I had my morning coffee the thirty years spent without the means of carbonated drinks or coffee. Disturbing.

Bill should not be allowed to possess virtual media, will his treachery show no bounds? Also. Without a physical form how does one use this?

I am only following Stanley back to make sure he does not do anything illegal. It's my name he is dragging through the mud after all.

Dipper appears to be at that age where his mind can become distracted, ultimately by the female sex. Distracting him from success.

Will this social media ever substitute for the fact I no longer keep a journal? Only time will tell.

Stan appears to be very confused with this concept of social media.

Easy, Stan. You simply get off your behind go Into the other room, raise your hand. And poke someone. I hope this helps.

Good luck with your procrastination, Stanley. I shall be no part of it.

I've been away for thirty years yet I can work technology better than you.

Stan I do not feel the need to disclose any information to you via the World Wide Web.

The time is currently 2am and I believe I am doing what is commonly known as procrastinating.

I get poor wifi signal down in the basement, apologies.