I’m sure he’s a good dude and all, but you have to consider just cutting bait on Xander, no matter the repercussions. He’s bad. Like…bad bad. I don’t want to see him up in any sort of important situation, and I’m afraid when the ball gets hit in his direction. Sad.

Please get Dylan Cease off this team. I hate watching him pitch.

“100% that’s a travel!” Man, have you WATCHED the NBA this year?!? There’s LIT-ER-A-LLY been THOUSANDS of travels this year WAY more egregious than that Myles Turner travel that haven’t been called. Richard Jefferson blows.

Has somebody considered unplugging Tatis and plugging him in again? Or maybe just fucking bench him for a game.

WHY ARE YOU SWINGING ARRAEZ ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?

I’ve been asked a lot in my life, “Why are you a Padres fan?” Since I didn’t grow up in San Diego. Luckily, my two sons will never get asked that question, because I’m not letting them anywhere near this soul-crushing, ball-busting, goddamn joke of a franchise.

Hey Dumb People Town and Daniel Van Kirk katu.com/news/local/pol…

Hey Mountain West, why does your website have the teams wrong for the 2025 MWC Men’s Basketball final? Give Colorado State Men’s Basketball their due.

Fire Victor Rodriguez and trade Dylan Cease for a fungo bat and a bag of sunflower seeds. Can’t stand watching that marshmallow hipster pitch, or this San Diego Padres team fail to hit the ball.

Every Dylan Cease start: Innings 1-3: Holy shit, this dude is the best pitcher on Earth! Innings 4 and beyond: Does this dude have brain damage?

Hey. San Diego Padres offense. START. HITTING. THE. FU&$@ING BALL HARD, FOR FOX SAKE

A nice guy who everyone think is a dick, and a dick who everyone thinks is a nice guy:

Hey AJ Cassavell, can someone PLEASE ask Shildt about this crap offense and his lineup construction? Tatis is a mess, and shouldn’t be hitting leadoff. Why is he so afraid to shake things up? This offense sucks, and it needs to be addressed. Somebody needs to ask him. For us.

Hopefully I’m not alone in bashing Shea Serrano for his Mount Rushmore Horrible-level take on Master and Commander. Boo him, Zuri!

The Padres may not have much, but we know how to clinch a playoff spot better than anyone.

WTF is going on with Nuggets-T’Wolves stats?

/Gets shown literally dozens of clips and does some straight up Neo-in-the-Matrix shit to explain away each one

The officiating in the NBA is generally horrible, so…why can’t they just add a 4th ref to every game? $ is NOT an issue. 4 refs means 1 at each corner of half court, each with a quadrant of the half court to watch. More eyes = fewer missed calls. Or they’re all Donaghys.

I’ve been an Verizon customer for almost 24 years now. If they don’t refund a SUBSTANTIAL part of our next bill, I’m switching carriers. This is getting crazy.

Every Denver Broncos fan should get to line up and slap Sean Payton once for not kicking that FG in the first half. Just a terrible, horrible, egotistical, “big swinging dick” decision from somebody who should know better. You have a backup QB. Take the points.