The great kurt braunohler is back, baby! This week we present to you a stabbing over toaster strudel, a snake in a woman’s ear, and an unfortunate tattoo. Thanks Kyle Andrews @AI_Not_a_game Adam Poulton for sending! And check out Kurt’s special at moment.co!

See you there, NYC Townies!

Nashville! We are in town fueling up for our Live Dumb People Town tonight with Daniel Van Kirk Grant-Lee Phillips and Rachel Lichtman in the Analog at Hutton Hotel See you tonight (if we come out of the food coma)

We’ve got CIPHA SOUNDS in town this week, just in time for our new DPT format! Jason’s story is about twins marrying twins. Randy’s is a woman driving with an unexpected passenger, and Daniel’s has a bodily discovery. Thanks Carleen Macdermid Elise Loser for sending!

One week til we start this wonderful autumn Dumb run! Nashville (10/13), Chicago (10/14), & New York (10/16) fans, we’re coming your way with dumb stories you’ve sent, plus guests Dusty Slay, Greg Fitzsimmons, Andrew Dismukes, and Roy Wood Jr.! Tickets at danielvankirk.com/live-shows/

The best of the best is back in town! Matt Braunger helps us break down stories about thunder-stealing, golf etiquette, and hidden cash! Thanks Carleen Macdermid Ace of Finance @hereforthedumb for sending the stories - and catch Matt’s special, out TONIGHT at Moment.co!

ICYMI Kyle Dunnigan came back to town this week! A waitress sues her restaurant over a misleading prize. Then a man throws a fit, and a hot air balloon veers off course. Thanks to our all-stars Jake Gronie Carleen Macdermid for sending in these stories!

DPT Legend Patton Oswalt is back this week! We have an update on the fart-selling entrepreneur, who has a new venture. Then a gal with a limited diet eats her first meal in years, and a couple gets busted at a Zoom bat mitzvah. Thanks Daniel Bean Elise Carleen Macdermid!

We’ve got Kyle Kinane back in town this week! A guy gets post-coital amnesia, another fella gets into some lifelike canine roleplay, and a drunk driver tries to sell his crashed car to a dealership. Thanks to
Shameless Plug For My Book Jen Amedy Ace of Finance for sending in these stories!

Our buddy ali macofsky be-bopped into town this week! A bride calls off a wedding when her groom’s wig fell off. Then we’ve got a McDonald’s tantrum, and a real bold move at a funeral. Thanks BrewPounder Kyle Speicher 🇺🇸 Carleen Macdermid for sending in these stories!

ICYMI, James Davis came to town this week! An uninvited guest starts handing out beer, a couple sues their kids for not giving them grandchildren, and a woman learns to drive in a cemetery. Thanks John Torrone Carleen Macdermid @hereforthedumb for sending!

Our pal Tim Murray came to town for this Friday episode! A woman drops her watch on a ride at Disney World, and things take a turn. Thanks Elise for sending the story! (@ tmurray06 on TikTok & IG!)

The great gabrus🚽 is back in town this week, folks! We start off with a horse and buggy traffic stop, followed by a woman who gets pulled over and brandishes a curious weapon, and a dude whose stolen truck gets stolen. Thanks @matttreanor Liz Hagerty for sending!

The lovely Jade Catta-Preta popped back into town this week! We kick things off with an argument over a super dumb name. Then a gambler is charged for asking someone to claim his jackpot, and a Catholic school sold sexy bouquets. Thanks Carleen Macdermid Sam Householder Derick Shipley

The hilarious scharpling is in town this week! A family wins a verdict against a country club due to the continuous threat of golf balls. Then a pub landlord’s job posting upsets people, and a drunk fella tries his best to hide. Thanks @notagame_AI Carleen Macdermid @rebasmackntire!

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Our good buddy Doug Benson is back in town this week! A woman gets turned away from a restaurant for riding solo. Then, we’ve got a bucket of urine and a defecating chicken, and a lawn mower thief gives back. Thanks Carleen Macdermid Derick Shipley Adam Fries for sending!

DPT All-Star @jonahray is back! A guy marries a hologram, but shockingly, struggles to connect with her. Then awoman finds bears under her house, and a Florida Man messes with a beer cave. Thanks @notagame_AI Liz Hagerty!
(Here’s the “Runaway” trailer: youtu.be/zCZY9Z6WvSY)

The hilarious #TaylorTomlinson is in town this week! A mom calls the cops on her son’s girlfriend, a passenger gets their head stuck in the armrest of a train, and a fight breaks out at Beef ‘O’ Brady’s. Thanks Joseph Gaccione Derick Shipley A spherical chicken in a vacuum 🇺🇦 for sending the stories!

The inimitable Paul F. Tompkins came back to our quaint lil town this week! A couple wakes up to a furry bedfellow. Then a dental patient inhales a drill bit, and somebody does NOT like where they live. Thanks Carleen Macdermid Liz Hagerty for sending these stories!