A&M…I’m real happy for y’all, but be expecting about 10 NCAA violations by Monday morning. Speaking from experience

i just really miss taylor swift concerts

I don’t know if I actually understood Mercury being in retrograde until ໊ got permanently banned from TikTok US

I’ve been chasing the same psychological intrigue that Heath Ledger as the Joker in the Dark Knight brought out in me since 2008

SHOCKED Kardashian Jenners have not tapped into the podcast market

I’m mister brightside

family: now that busy season is over you’ll get a break? accountants:

I told Chance he was being ridiculous, he said “that’s a spell in Harry Potter” It’s been 3 minutes and he’s still laughing at himself

I do not care how expensive tickets get for Taylor’s next tour. I will take out a new credit card to go to that concert. I know it’s irresponsible, when it comes to Taylor Swift , responsibilities go out the window.

Hearing All Too Well (Sad Girl Autumn Version) for the first time and not gonna lie, it’s top tier

A dirty martini and a nice salad is my idea of a perfect meal

If your favorite chip isn’t salt and vinegar, I don’t know if we can be friends

I’m on a mixture of “bitter I’m not engaged yet” and swiftie tik tok, and I’ve gotta say the algorithm is truly remarkable

What is WILD is that if my shows are boring, we turn them off. But when two teams we don’t care about have scored 21 points combined at half time, we have to watch every second.

I stand corrected, 28 points at the half.

My toxic trait is that I give my coworkers a daily run down on the previous night’s Bravo* episode without anyone asking or caring. *it should be noted that bachelor recaps obviously come from ABC

i know my boyfriend’s not an empath bc he walks really fast while im wearing heels

The Euphoria finale, the SAG Awards and part one of the RHOSLC reunion all being on at the same time tonight is extremely rude

You can NOT leave us hanging like that?? We need season 3 ASAP euphoria

Season 2 of Bridgerton is giving strong Angelica/Eliza Hamilton vibes