Let me shut up. My salary ain’t even enough to ‘raise’ me🚶‍♀️

As a society, we need to start normalising leaving the baby with the baby daddy.

-libido higher than the sky - I have a smart mouth ( leads me to being petty) - I hold on to things - I can’t beg especially if we have a disagreement.I put my pride first . - I’m sensitive too, you’re gonna need to be a patient and reassuring person.

I live a boring life that makes sense to only me. I don’t know anything about anywhere except for 2 - 3 places and don’t even feel bad about it 😭 as long as I am home, have food, a good TV and fast internet ke💯

Dating in 2025 is like: “Prove yourself while I heal from my ex. I can’t commit, but I’ll act like we’re together until you bring it up, then I’ll remind you I’m not emotionally available.”

Stopping mid conversation just to emphasise how beautiful you are, ah, real lovers

I genuinely hope no one has a heavy heart cause of me 🥺

😭😭😭😭revealing the hidden word won't shock us any further. I promise you😭😭😭

Waah💀💀

Tumeamka alafu huyu msichana kumbe alituma more than 10 messages akisimp😂💀na akaongeza ingine leo asubuhi

Let me order something to eat alafu nijikaze nifanye hizi tasks

11:11

Kama fare ndio mnavrutana hivi,,combining resources to thrive mtaeza kweli?

Nimetoka nje 22 seconds and i am ready to file for bankruptcy

I usually ignore this discourse but this is absolute hilarity 🤣

This is why you need to talk to God every day through prayer. The more you speak to Him, the more intimacy you build.

Disappearing messages? I know who you are

#needthat