Our first Virgo pope

And so I wondered, if God could find his chosen one in Chicago, could I?

I like when people post pics of a great day they had and one of the pics is just a sandwich

It’s the summer of saying hawt

he ghosted me because I stand on too much business and he clocked that

I’m pc (pressing charges)

There are two types of people: those who think tj looks like mj and those that think he looks like jd

I'm gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful like a tweet or a close friends story

I want to ask my neighbor if i could look into my apartment from their dining room so i know how much they are seeing

In some ways we have a lot in common

state mandated margarita at your desk

Being right final boss and it’s me

If you tell me you used ChatGPT you legally owe me compensation

She brought her baby to berghain

It’s my birthday month whomst would like to pay my rent

it’s important to call your friends on the phone so you can clean your house

I can’t believe i met my husband on google reviews

I can’t believe i met my husband on the 606 while in bisexual cosppay

A 16” pizza is meal prep

everybody's getting skinnier and the weight is coming out of their brains first