Professionalism sucks i wanna put "<3" in my emails

Lisa Vanderpump is the modern Lady Whistledown and SUR is the ton

Me at 1 day pregnant: oh the baby is craving a margarita

screen-dropping (looking at other people's screens during class)

The Tortured Poets Department is just what the 4 kids who would have lunch with your high school English teacher in her room called themselves

a simple text can be more reaffirming than therapy

this is how I expect you to respond when I text you "word"

after Wednesday, my week gets wacky

If you (love, hate, find me funny) in real life, you will (love, hate, find me funny) on my substack annieobwrites.substack.com/?utm_source=na…

you ever write a work email so good you realize you’ll never make it as an artist

I’m just a girl standing here begging culture outlets to stop publishing the exact same think piece on Sarah J Maas

You smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate We declared Scheana Shay should be a bigger artist

I don’t care what the cinephiles on letterboxd say. Apple photos just made a movie of pictures of my dead, childhood dog that emotionally touched me more than any “film” I’ve seen in the past five years

Biden is just like every other teenage girl in her twenties: he’s mentally losing it and about to lose his job

who is hiring in nyc? i need 350k a year and i have no skills and im not likable most days

Having leftovers as a kid: this is the worst day of my LIFE!!! Having leftovers as an adult: the gods have shined brightly on me today. I will always remember this moment and the chilled salty taste of this glorious, lifesaving vegetable pad Thai