Trying to overtake his brother’s zoom meeting this morning. Sneaking in a monkey just for fun.

my parents really just drove all the way to Topeka, took me and my friends out for lunch, bought me booze, and then drove all the way back home

“When you exit the elevator, you will head East” Me exiting the elevator

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I knew it was gonna happen I just didn’t want to believe it 😪

I literally dropped one of my classes tonight because I simply did not want to do the homework

“Both my parents died at 87 so this is probably my last birthday 😃” ok grandpa can you read the room before you say shit like that ☠️☠️

My snapchat memories are bullying me help

My little brother just asked me to get him 2 bottles of wine, specifically red wine. College boys must be different now a days

Today I watched a dr drill a bolt into someone’s head and I did not pass out. I was 2 seconds away but it didn’t happen so let’s give it up for the bitch who thought healthcare was her thing

“You still have pictures of your old boyfriend cause you miss him huh” Kids really just say whatever they want 💀💀

The lady at the nail salon asked me if I was getting my nails done for prom and when I said no she said “oh yea you’re probably too young to go to prom” I didn’t cry but I wanted to

Who’s gonna tell my family that they have to help me move for the 4th year in a row and it’s to another 3rd floor apartment

Tell me why the Starbucks barista just held up the drive thru for about 5 minutes just so he could tell me all about his childhood asthma

Love On Tour. St. Louis, MO.

Walmart is realll slick for putting my car into km/h 🥲 really had me thinking I was going 80mph down a city street