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Annie Beth Donahue

@anniebdonahue

Project and Brand Management|Salesforce Administrator (user stories)|CBO @bandersnatchbk (story-stories)

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Ticketmaster just informed me that Chicago and Aerosmith are playing in my area. I saw both those bands in the 90s, and they weren’t young then. I’m just wondering… how? 😆

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A lot of people on Twitter seem to be experts, whether they are experts you want to follow (ie. good advice) or "experts" you want to avoid (ie. terrible takes). If anyone needs mediocre, unexciting, attainable life advice, I'm willing to fill that gap. Ask away.😆

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Get your swiping thumbs ready. You’ll be deleting more emails from the accounts on your phone this week than you probably do all year. (Black Friday starts today!)

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Chicago was the first concert I ever went to. Delighted to see them in the parade. Also delighted be reminded how old they are. (But still performing.) #MacysParade

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My mom was trying to explain the appeal of dressing and gravy to one of the grandchildren. I said, “It’s carbs with liquid carbs.” And I feel like that pretty much sums it up.

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I have reached the age that before I post “Happy Birthday!” on someone’s Facebook page, I check to make sure they haven’t died.

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Now that it’s getting warmer, remember that when you park, you’ll want to open your car door and *then* turn off the air conditioning.

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This reminded me of the time I was shopping for maternity clothes at Old Navy and this woman looked at me and complained to her daughter that Old Navy’s trendy maternity styles encouraged teenage pregnancy. I was 24.