how about touch tunes, but for airplanes

frantically drinking a liquid iv like it’s going to solve all my problems

starting a petition to take “...” away from men over 35

never underestimate the power of a little mayo on bread

yeah i have my work email on my personal phone, absolutely zero boundaries

everyone I love live in the same city challenge

Most days at work I feel like Pinnocchio, but today, today I'm a real boy

giving my hair a little pep talk before using the hotel shampoo and conditioner

someone investigate the correlation between jeep people and keto people

"Generational Wealth" isn't just inheriting a pile of money, it's also things like growing up with a second refrigerator in the garage, and having a neighbor with an in-ground poool

notice how national boyfriend day comes right after soft launch september

you know what, i love the suburbs, free parking everywhere are you kidding me?!?!

i actually got my undergrad in not being like other girls

i refuse to listen to All Too Well (Taylors Version) bc i’ve seen what it’s done to other people and i simply cannot handle that

the masculine urge to never use a straw

my biggest contribution to society this year has been bullying my roommate into tipping more than 20%

maybe in 2022 i’ll be responsible enough to take care of a sourdough starter

never met a bit i couldn’t beat to death