Women just want to be the most feared witch in the village & get a little kiss on the forehead.

How Spawnfest has us feeling (horny but on the verge of death)

Anne: "Only a terrorist would bring Fat Shack chicken nuggets on an airplane." Jake: "You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain"

Can we all just agree to stop seeing “stall one hammers” as a novelty throw? If I see space I want to throw to over there, I am going to throw it. Sometimes the fastest and easiest way to get it there is over everyone vs around them!

Starting Deep Threat Wants Cookies

we end the weekend playing a fun game where we were down hella and then had a shit ton of breaks to be within 2 (too little too late) and I thought I was gonna die at least 10 times

damn crazy this one doesn't have more bids yet

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

i only go to high school reunion hangouts to hustle kanjam

the feminine urge to giggle together after the end of a foul call discussion

basically yea 🤷‍♀️

opening emails during tryouts season be like

Not my circus but the monkey looks familiar.

You’re out here drilling resets, I’m out here thrown stall 2 hammers for negative yardage. We are not the same

My predictions: Men’s: pony by 4 Mixed: sprocket by 4 Women’s: tie game, never ends