What Elon has offered to cover… ~65,000 TSA Employees. Average weekly gross pay is ~$1,000 per employee. Add in benefits and total taxpayer cost is ~$155 million per week. I never want to hear another Leftist talk about Elon’s money and what he should do with it ever again.

I’m kinda bummed out that no one taught us to use an abacus in school. I am going to learn and then teach my daughter. I also wish they’d taught us to navigate using stars. Also, why didn’t we learn how cartography worked before modern times?

Blockbuster is laughing in its grave as we all realize it was actually far more affordable and convenient than the tangled web of streaming junk.

I’m sorry, but why don’t we just get rid of NGOs altogether? No more NGOs. Sees like it would solve half our problems.

Software horror: litellm PyPI supply chain attack. Simple `pip install litellm` was enough to exfiltrate SSH keys, AWS/GCP/Azure creds, Kubernetes configs, git credentials, env vars (all your API keys), shell history, crypto wallets, SSL private keys, CI/CD secrets, database

Gorgeous!

Sold “One More Run”!! A favorite of mine :)

Now this is one wild story. The amount of lawsuits coming down the pipeline with stories like this is going to be astronomical.

There are no words.

Fun fact: Baby snowshoe hares are known as leverets. It’s not the Easter bunny, but this adorable leveret is sure to warm your heart! And if you do happen to spot one in the wild, leveret right where you found it! 🐰 Photo by Tim Rains / NPS

If anyone wants one, I will make it for you in a day for $5000. That’s half off! I can’t guarantee you will look like the Twilight vampire Cedric Diggory guy, though.

Just in case you’re having a bad day, remember this is how they weigh koalas 😍

Happy Tax Day! May we all fund learing centers across the country with our hard earned tax dollars 🙏🏼