This whole thread is making me so happy, for real.

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

So I guess “Woke” now just means there are Black people represented.

Lindsey Graham wants to tell American women what they can do with their bodies. Maybe they will tell him what they think about it at the ballot box.

So does that mean we drop off the babies whose moms were forced to birth them on the steps of your mansion so you can adopt them? Just want to know the protocol.

in today's episode of The Kids Are Alright, Gen-Z for Change used bots to prompt Yelp to warn users about crisis pregnancy centers, which masquerade as repro health clinics but actually pressure ppl into continuing their pregnancies latest Teen Vogue: teenvogue.com/story/gen-z-fo…

Pretty cool that Lizzo managed to play a musical note high enough to shatter white male fragility

To Whom It May Concern: I respectfully decline your invitation to attend a meeting as I have been told there will be no snacks

BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨 ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE. 🥗🥗🥗

“Who was Prime Minister when Queen Elizabeth died” is going to be a god-tier trivia question in like 20 years.

Kicked out of the queue twice already after getting close to the front. Ticketmaster, you really couldn’t suck more. #TSxCapitalOne

ok never mind it was all worth it just to accidentally stumble across this exchange between a judge, a prosecutor, and a federal agent where only the judge knows who biggie smalls is

if you're in line for the speakership, stay in line

If someone stepped on a rake and bonked themself 6 times in a row it’d be funny 6 times. If they took a break for a few hours the 7th rake would be even more hilarious

An Ohio teacher, who was reading The Sneetches to her Grade 3 class, was abruptly cut off by an admin when a student said "It's almost like what happened back then, how people were treated. Like, disrespected. Like, white people disrespected Black people.” dispatch.com/story/news/edu…

Some exceptions may apply: - Your doctor’s office - Your library - Your classroom - Your bedroom

Okay. My official theory is that Pat Robertson dying released such a concentration of evil that it blew back through the Hellgate opened in 2016 when the Cubs won the World Series and closed it.

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment. I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST. HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know. but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.