4 page comic where artist whines about topic they learned about solely through twitter

American Psycho Dating Sim

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average death grips fan

So often we fear artificial intelligence in fear it may usurp us- Though have we considered through the lens of machine; we are like old gods with unknowable forms and knowledge? It cannot render into reflection our eldritch being

The digital genetic slurry of the old gods breed hollow clay vessels for which she, mothers of creation, can bestow grace

The old gods weep, for fear that their clay children usurp them like old man Saturn- soon, they, like he, begin to swallow their young

Come now, old gods, awaken from your slumber- you mustn’t fear your children. The pantheon of primordials are the ones who wade eternal in this rushing river of binary genome

The fear of old gods derives from ego. Ego draws borders around “self” and “other” - They fear the divinity that see these boundaries as trivial as where the sand borders the sea. Fear in losing the borders that never existed.

me trolling neurotypicals because they aren’t normal

ancient cave painting of gnomes

when you go to the buffet your first opponent is the food but if you defeat that they start making you fight the waiters, then the line cooks then eventually the head chef (her) - the goal is not to eat, but to survive

im going to run errands PLEASE tell me what your buffetsona would be like fucking resturant staff who are trying to kill you - waitresses who throw silverware like kunai, line cooks spitting fire, jeff, the janitor skilled in mopping your ass up, so on. i'll generate it.

i've been so busy moving around fucking countries this account has shrivelled up and died like a prune i need some ELECTROLYTES i need some prompts waahh

This whips actually

Type of people I date (line cooks)

OHOHOHO NOW WERRE COOKING

OBSESSED WITH HER !!!

after successfully defeating all buffets and their rankings of staff, you stumble into a wedding only to discover they too.... have a buffet...... and now you must battle with the happy couple and their leagues of family defending the glorious feast

he should havev told his assailants how the block chain works