Fkn love knowing what the troops had for their dinner !

When I’m watching Netflix and people hug or whatever I’m like how are they doing that with the virus then I remember the shows are filmed ages ago and I think I’m losing it

One way to help with a hangover is to shout “fucking hell man” every so often louder the better

okay fine i’ll say it. there is no physical way that dan could have been gossip girl

Hayfaver needs to social distance itself away from me

Not once during lockdown have I thought to myself I have nothing to do therefore I’ll watch Harry Potter or Star Wars

Someone needs to make an app where you can hum and it identifies the song because I’m struggling rn

6 months into 2020 and I’ve probably enjoyed about 12 days altogether

Not joking if I don’t have a holiday soon I think I may pass away