The man beside me in the gym is wearing very short shorts but also has a grill in his mouth.I think he is the gayest OG I've seen #mondays

Get off the graham cracka, CRACKA #smores

These games are for the birds. But guess what. Ca-caw bitch #nogames

Someone needs to put a bra on her to calm her titties #realtalk

Tic-tac-toe, Haley is a hoe #yourewelcome #sorrynotsorry

I'm down. Let me change into my hoe clothes and then we can go #lit

Since he's British, he can help you with your French #truth

We should have a pickle party #ticklemypickle

Bagel chips are just bagels sliced into little rounds- think bagel pepperoni #snacks

250 followers and counting like hundreds 👌🏻👈🏻 #getsome

I think I'm going to buy VERSACE just so I can throw it on the floor #VersaceOnTheFloor

I hope Conner beats McGregor, I'm with my Irish homie 🥊🇮🇪#MayweathervMcgregor

Hey Hay guess what? Future told me I had trampoline jumping tities. #jumpman #jumpman #jumpman

Me- "I've had avocado dip before." You-"... you mean guacamole???" #damnit

Why name Hurricane soft names like Jose? Name that shit hurricane death Megatron 300 and I guarantee everyone evacuate immediately #Irma

#Irma & #Harvey we're dating. Irma cheated on Harvey with José. Harvey got mad &broke some shit in TX &now Irma is trying to steal the show

Vit-a-mins....is that what the British call them? #trust #word

"Look at me I'm Jamaican man, you Jamaican-me-crazy" #Jamaica #Sayit #FirstDates

**finds bone in front yard. ** 🗣 "it's a steak bone" Me: how do you know it's a steak bone and not an animal bone" #isaidthat

I had a dream last night that I was best friends with Nicholas Cage. That’s all