What I love about #Glastonbury is watching the egos slip away as artists realise how significant their moment in the sun really is. That moment where they notice that they are living their best life. I love that.

Whoop whoop it’s Elton John #Glastonbury 🙌🙌🙌🙌💃💃💃💃

I want to be #Elton John when I grow up. #Glastonbury

Garlic. Rather thrillingly all grown from last years saved bulbs. #growyourown #GardeningTwitter

Wet to see #Barbie. Wore pink. Hopes for dancing in the aisles. Was void of fun. Very clunky and the feminist message bombed under the painting by numbers forced cliches Deeply disappointing.

This is the moment a holocaust survivor dared to question Suella Braverman and pointed out how her dehumanising narratives about refugees are similar to those peddled by the far-right in Nazi Germany After that she tried to get a charity supporting torture victims to delete it

This is brilliant. Well done ⁦WWF⁩

This is shameful. Everything about it feels wrong. Imagine it was you. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-664249…

Generally when something doesn’t feel right it’s because it’s not rightAnd could the ⁦BBC News (UK)⁩ stop referring to people as migrants. It deflects that the government is containing people on massive barges. People Actual people bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

Sunflowers so fabulous

It’s messy, but my new pond has grown up with its tall grasses, and there are pathways to the waters edge created by creatures that visit at night. It’s wonderful. ⁦BBC Gardeners World⁩ #gardenersworld

Lovely new border on the shitty shed. Like a frothy flower arrangement. The sunflowers are glorious ⁦BBC Gardeners World⁩ #gardenersworld

Ok enough now #VivienneWestwood Vivienne Westwood time to ask Charles Jeffrey LOVERBOY to be creative director. Or you will lose your sense of purpose. Becoming a brand that sells cute bags and some nice clothes. No point of view. Get your punk fire back!

Just had a look at my followers. It turns out that if I remove some very suspect folk who appear to be touting for their only fans businesses and those who want me to find God, it leaves about 12 very nice folk who like gardens 😑may ditch twitter & invite the 12 round for tea.

Lovely evening

At the end of a long day…

Good luck to everyone competing in todays North Midlands Regional #taekwondo Championships at #nottingham #wildcats stadium today. TAGB TAGB Competitions

Ok Twitter or X or whatever this is. Far too many weird naked porn people liking my garden. I know, I know but actually is so distasteful that I can’t be bothered with double entendres. Youngest son says it’s because virtually no anti porn filters. I don’t like it at all.

Aaagggh! First frost. Very unexpected. Thought I had another week. Stinking cold. 🤧🤧 shall dash about after 14th cup of tea bringing everything in. banana plant threw me very dirty look. #gardening ⁦BBC Gardeners World⁩