I'm very important person today, I have a letter from my President...

TEN MORE WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING 10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs

So,I got unexpected gift for Thanksgiving from one of the ladies at work...

MAGA's, I want to make this perfectly clear. I voted for Kamala Harris. But she lost. Your guy won. I will not be trying to join the "winning team" and become friendly to this abomination known as MAGA. No, I will be checking the cost of eggs. Daily. The cost of gas.

We could've had nice grown ups in WH...but at least I'm happy it's a tiny win.

Oh,my..

My contribution to war on Christmas.... I need extra light....

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So, real president Elon Musk is busy dismantling government while old,demented puppet Donald J. Trump is renaming things and pretending he is in charge. Pathetic, and them eggs are still not buck a dozen.

BREAKING: 34,000 people have showed up in Denver, Colorado this evening to see Bernie Sanders and AOC fight oligarchy and authoritarianism. Impressive! People are clearly angry at how things are going.

Donald absolutely 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 this portrait of him. You know what to do folks

So that orange imbecile said that "beautiful girls maybe just get two dolls and five pencils"...what about ugly ones? Or boys? Nothing?

I'm embarrassed. And still surprised. Before orange imbecile happened I didn't realized how many truly stupid people lived in this country.