I think we all owe Peleton husband an apology.

Me last week: I think I've got this! What a productive week! Me this week: youtube.com/watch?v=s0Nnqc…

Times are tough, but people want to help. Excited to share this announcement from @stand_together where your simple acts of kindness can mean $$ for families in need.

I suppose it was about time we all came to terms with what we thought were passable poker faces in meetings. #ThanksZoom

I think I speak for all women when I say that Billie can go ahead and skip this month’s razor delivery.

This. This x100. It’s not hard to be decent.

Conservative twitter already worked a double today. Don’t get ‘em all riled up before bed. Everyone just needs a nap and a shower.

If the "law and order" GOP falls, may Bill of Rights Republicans rise. It's time for the GOP to embrace Amendments 4 through 8 with as much fervor as they embrace the First and Second Amendments. My newsletter (🔒) /1: frenchpress.thedispatch.com/p/police-refor…

In case your dreams have settled back into "subtlety stress-inducing" and you're looking to bring that "all-out night terror" element back into the game.

🚨BREAKING: @AjitPaiFCC just announced on TODAY that FCC will vote July 16 to establish "988" as a three-digit code for the national suicide prevention and mental health crisis hotline. Until providers implement the change, Americans in crisis should call 1-800-273-TALK.

Because twitter needs more of this, today and every day. Brb, off to watch soldiers surprising their kids at school.

Federal officials roam streets in unmarked cars over the objection of the governor and mayor. Trump declares his "authority is total." A GOP senator seeks federal control over online political speech. We're a long way from the Tea Party. What happened? time.com/5870943/republ…

Props to Amazon/Whole Foods Market grocery delivery staff who attentively shop just like I would. They always pick out the perfectly ripe heirloom tomato and inexplicably forget one mission critical item on the list.

Hypothesis: dishwasher loading strategies account for 5%+ of all early marital disputes.

So very proud to have been involved in this project. If you're looking for a better way to improve the lives of friends and neighbors, I hope you'll check out #BelieveInPeople

If you’ve got any outrage left in the tank, I found a home for it.

Today was a good day.