Today is the Day... It's time to Rise & Roar. #RoarLions #RiseandRoar

Kylie: i got my fillers removed! Natural lips are back in!!! every other IG girl:

5 love languages 1. Acts of Service: I'm going to Target. Do you want anything? 2. Quality Time: Want to go to Target with me? 3. Words of Affirmation: I love you like I love Target. 4. Gifts: I got you something from Target. 5. Physical Touch: Pushing the perfect cart at Target

Every time I eat kettle corn, I say something along the lines of, “dang this is so good.” I’ve finally come to the conclusion that I like kettle corn. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk. TED x Kettle Corn

*looks at myself in the mirror getting ready* My brain: don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it me: *”hey you guys, welcome back to my channel!!”*

I am listening to my “Top 100 of 2018” playlist on Spotify but I’ve never even heard some of these songs before.......??

Every time I leave my house and go among the general public I remember why I don’t leave my house.

Can’t handle grown adults who don’t wash their hands after they go to the bathroom!!!! There I said it.

The “Jones BBQ” episode of Queer Eye is the best thing to ever exist.

Idk who needs to hear this but the thing the bride and groom walk down is an “aisle” not to be confused with an “isle” which is a small island or peninsula. #themoreyouknow

I retweet this every year but it’s a good gut punch every year.

I am HOLLERING.

I’m convinced that people aren’t going to take COVID-19 seriously until it’s *their* mom, dad, brother, sister, friend, neighbor, etc. The unfortunate reality is that every death has been *someone’s* mom, dad, brother, etc. I’m shocked at the lack of compassion during this crisis

My whole entire planner is white out. No more paper. Just white out.

I’ve gotten 6 calls today looking for “Dwayne.” Sir, I don’t know who you are or where you’re at but someone really needs to talk to you about your car insurance.

im like... genuinely baffled by people posting big group photos right now, even if they’re outdoors??? i feel like im going insane????????

WAIT I LITERALLY JUST TOUCHED MATTY HEALY LIKE HE HANDED ME THIS PICK WITH HIS HANDS

I don't understand why I have laughed at this as much as I have. I'm offended at myself but can't stop laughing.