I should be in a tree or a bush right now

bro did you seriously just pull me closer in the back seat of your rover

There’s no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing.

an eagles fan for the day & a kendrick fan forever

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

Just got asked a question at work how about you go fuck yourself buddy I’m literally scrolling on my phone

Don’t know how much more I can even fucking take honestly. One hop this time

next time i’m losing an argument with my man i’m gonna say “so you think america hates me?”

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.

the worst part of love island is not being able to go on social media till you finish the episode lmao

“maybe you’re just not liked” get olandria a g*n omg??

Posted and then deleted bc I got shy

it snew

when my friends are religious i pretend not to notice

Rapture happened, if you’re here, you’re bisexual.

The lion concerns himself with many things The lion has a generalized anxiety disorder

hey bro, i’m writing a research paper on big stupid idiots and i was wondering if i could interview you for it?

Just my occasional post. I miss Twitter