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I love clicking on an article from a once-great news organization in 2024 because the article IMMEDIATELY starts running away from you and throwing furniture and hiding behind signs that say "You Must STOP doing blueBERRY" and like a picture of a fat Viking

AIPAC has spent $25 million+ to take down two Black members of the Squad this cycle. $25 million theintercept.com/2024/08/06/aip…

A little concerned my dog's prozac dosing instructions pamphlet just says "turn on, tune in, drop out" ??? is that normal?

Sydney Sweeney posting a successful thirst trap without showing off the front porch is like when ‘86 Larry Bird decided to shoot lefty for a game and dropped 47-14-11

I left quinoa in the rice cooker overnight. Can I eat it?

My parents ask me if I'm okay when there's mudslides 300 miles from my home, meanwhile they live in a beach town that's in a will-they-or-won't-they with the sea

Kamala please just say "Would you want to sit next to this man on a plane"

moderators: would you support a preemptive strike on iran jd vance: i'm 25, i work in marketing, i love to go out & have fun, but i also love chilling at home. just moved here last year, so i'd love to be friends with my roomies! hoping to stay on the UES but open to other areas

Thinking about the time I walked into the kitchen at 2am and my mom's phone was plugged in and open with the brightness all the way up on Panera Bread's website page for broccoli cheddar soup, not a recipe just the menu item

Would you rather get to see one (1) photo of your rescue pet as a baby, but then you die one week later, OR not see the photo and live a long healthy life?

[getting angry at the price of eggs] i bet sauron will fix this

LAPD came under intense criticism for getting an inexplicable funding bump as the fire department saw a $23M budget cut as historic, devastating fires ripped through LA. The next day LAPD & media fixate on the specter of looting, which is nonsensical. Convenient, huh?

Idk, I liked this a lot, maybe you like it too

My flight just had a failed landing, hit the runway for like 100 yards and then took off again, and the only thing the in-flight crew said afterwards was “happy Mother’s Day” which does sort of feel like how we celebrate mothers