what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

me - always recruiting

im going to 3 new countries in the next 2 weeks 😊

wtf is this return flight price. im afraid

condescending online man day

i can never date again; im in love w the swiss alps

Instagram knows exactly when im drunk and gives me rube goldberg machines

1 cranberry vodka

i was jamming out, thinking that Spotify had amazing taste for a playlist they created for like 30 min before realising that it was my own playlist lmao

ABSOLUTELY AGREED!!!

i literally cant believe i live in europe, and that my life is every bit as fun as it seems. what did i do to deserve this

uk tiktok is honestly one of the funniest things ive ever experienced; im so glad im here

when u accidentally call your teacher mom

they would've distributed vaccines, boosters, free masks, and free at-home tests to everyone by now

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christmas eve celebrations got wildly out of hand, and ive never had a better holiday season

my body count resetting at midnight 😌🥳

my bank account has hit 5 digits for the first time 😳