Could you imagine tearing your ACL in 532 BC

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines

Ngl, me being silent is me being nice.

you don't get to act as judge judy and executioner

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Resistance Day

i will be better tomorrow

insurance does not cover what i am about to do

Happy Low Tire Pressure Day to all those who celebrate

The what

who up feeling fundamentally unloveable

cant sulk forever. gotta learn from mistakes. sharpen my intuition. master my discipline & lock in for the next day striving to be better.

normalize giving me a mfn minute.

If SNAP benefits pause on Nov 1, we’ve got you. Gopuff is offering $50 in free groceries (up to $10M total) for SNAP customers. Add your EBT card in-app. 💙

Ya’ll are worried about Snap recipients buying cookies?! I’m worried about billionaires buying 14 year olds

What the fuck is Oklahoma’s kicker wearing 😂😂😂

no noise november. everyone shut up

Don't forget to hate refugees as you set up a nativity scene celebrating a middle eastern couple desperately looking for shelter….

the older i get the more i realise happiness is quiet mornings, a clean space, early nights, a safe home and people who don’t drain my energy.

We got you 10🤞🏽

Patriots are going to get absolutely demolished in the Super Bowl