I got 99 problems and overthinking is nearly all of em

Do white boys really cook out on the grill if they don’t post about?

“Is your mom single?” No, but I am 😤

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My mental health was better when I was LITERALLY HOMELESS than it was when I lived with my ex. Leave him sis ✨

Pierced my nose the other day and got my hair done today. I feel better now ✨

Alright kids, I present to you My magnum opus

Hey can someone tell my ex not to use my fav song as his tinder anthem. Like I know he was on tinder while we were dating but using my song is just over the line

I’m still alive if anyone was wondering 🧡 #NewProfilePic

I’ve been craving McDonald’s since SATURDAY 😤😩

*Removing the crust from your wound* Your blood platelets that have been working for days

Night shift sleeps hit different 🤤😴

I may spend money on stupid shit but at least I aint spending money on diapers and formula.

I love running but it takes a lot to get these tree trunk legs moving 🥵

If anyone was wondering what I want for my birthday I wear a size all 9 season fo the office on dvd ☺️

Venmo a Virgo $100 today.

I’ve been experiencing a lot of serotonin lately and I’m not sure if I should be worried or if this is like a normal feeling???

My ex unknowingly Pavloved me into getting anxiety when I smell weed 🙂

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