guys be like “i know a place” then take you to the lowest point of your life

my roommates and i share one brain cell like the fates share an eye in hercules

So Breonna’s family got paid for wrongful death but then they said no one is wrong for her death?? I am confused & exhausted.

If any of you mf’s say something about Biden’s quality of speech tonight I will show you the exit door to our friendship IN THIS HOUSE we do not mock speech, language, and/or cognitive impairments #point #blank #period

i’m just a girl, standing in her kitchen, eating her third pickle of the day

okay most of the time i'm happy being single but it just took me ten minutes to open a Gatorade and I really could've used some help

missin them a little extra today /:

This Stuttering Awareness Day, I’m thinking of these two who’ve overcome so much and have shown the world that a stutter doesn’t define who you are.

“You were probably talking” a memoir by Anna Marchetti

BREAKING: Joe Biden has been elected the 46th president of the United States, according to the AP — narrowly beating President Trump after a turbulent race. More here: trib.al/tKWPedk

me this holiday season when my relatives ask me what my plan is after graduation

someone pls let me use your hbo max i need to watch a show about flowers

dad: i don’t even like that dog also dad:

uh yeah i work out every morning when i get out of bed i have to lift my weighted blanket off of me

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

the oatly commercial was the best commercial of the night no i do not take constructive criticism

my dad

thinking about her* *the beefy frito burrito from Taco Bell