You're kidding me. He went after Tyrian??

//I got tagged in this, but I can't for the life of me figure out HOW

Hey. I need a father figure for a sec. Who's around.

"No."

I hate to see Emerald leave. But I love to watch her walk away.

"Stop scoping her out."

Get over it already.

Oh, would you look at that? Roman has a daddy kink.

Oy. @StoleHisLighter. Are we going to talk about what happened? Or are we just going to let that slide?

Who the hell is this kid and who does she look like you, Roman?

Nah, I'm good. I don't do well with kids.

Eat your heart out. You know you want to. #SeductiveSunday

That Adam guy seems like he could use some help. If only he hadn't turned us down when we offered.

When he has to get scraped off the ground, then we'll see who's laughing.

She'd rather comment on his photos than mine? Sure, sure. Seems like Em's got a daddy kink.

I need to frame this and use it against you every time you try to say something negative about me.

Keep the hell away from her, bull boy.

You wish. He's just an asshole.

YOU HEARD IT FOLKS! 300 RT's DO YA THING

//Let's make some dreams happen.