Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

So crazy when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

I’ll ask the One Ring before I ask chatgbt

"Childless cat lady” and it's the most fabulous woman you've ever seen in your life

Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their special tray

When everyone is looking at me and sees an adult but… this is what i feel like on the inside

yearning is genetic for Latinos

The United States Postal Service, USPS, doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a public service. Don’t fall for the privatization propaganda.

Fucking annihilate HOAs and land developers. You fuckers are the reason houses are so hot and ugly.

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

11am comes so fast in hotels like dang mr. moseby let me grab my stuff

The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word ‘fuck’, the moon and the sea.

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

Northern Ireland has introduced a two week paid leave after miscarriage. Meanwhile in the US they investigate it as a crime.

Remember the American government can send a rocket to the moon and finance three wars simultaneously, and apparently an inevitable nuclear apocalypse, but it can’t afford day care, social security or a functioning healthcare system….

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

There is no one more confident in their worldview than someone who has never left their hometown.

If I was in the Odyssey I would have just sailed straight home without worrying about all that stupid bullshit fr

Y’all let these folks convince y’all burning down businesses is violence, but those same businesses and corporations that literally poison the air you breathe and the water you drink, is just the cost of business. Y’all have been convinced your lives are worth less than buildings