anushka bhabhi hatiye, aaj kohli ki gaand main maarungi

me at the ripe age of 20

Sher ke muh mein haath daal lena lekin chote bachhe ke muh mein nhi wohi 2 daat wale

Beta aunty ko namaste karo

Ed Sheeran and Bengaluru police

Boeing: "Bro, you sure?" Tata Curvv: "Hold my torque" 😎

Flipkart glitch ke chakkar me shopping bhi ek survival game ban gayi hai!

mind your own business

shukar hai dubai mai match hai yahan hota tou india ki team tou safe thi mai apni team ko urra deta

Ye log sach mein itne funny hai ki Mai hi chutiyo ki tarah inke self depreciating post pe has rhi hun

short people when they go outside: 🦅 🏃🏻‍♀️

for someone who has isolation as their coping mechanism, i hope you find a lover who understands your silence. life’s already hard, be with someone who makes living easier

Toka Oi bhosdiwala, chill kar. Tera "10 best mutuals" ka hisaab laga diya. Mentions ke hisaab se yeh hai list: Kιҽαɾα, @seraphiccst, shego 🐲, Luke, PhD, Tanisha Singh, कबीरा, D.Muthukrishnan, Lord Riyu 👑, Christopher, @gosvami1229922. Mutuals matlab dono follow

I've tasted many years and I highly recommend 2015-2019

Visual representation of arijit singh's voice hitting me #PeddiFirstShot

Claire Forlani in Meet Joe Black (1998)

i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life

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