going to the beach is just a big game of tug of war between me and the waves over who gets to keep my bikini bottoms👙

i like modeling

“i could easily go vegetarian” ...then do it

gang signs feel like a hand cramp

i wish i was nocturnal so i could stay up playing with my cats

who made hippie day a part of red ribbon week

automatic sinks gave me abandonment issues

how could we cement up the earth and not provide shoes for the rest of the animals

just watched wipeout for the first time in 8 years and john cena’s hosting.

“english is just a mandatory book club” - kekoa parker

i thought tony hawk and steven hawking were the same person.

past tense wake and bake = woke and boke

don’t tell me my bf just said on ft: “i wonder if a braille person could read this” sir call them blind people and it’s not a nationality

Flying from flower to flower, pollinators sure work hard! #AB2146 will help keep our buzzy friends safe by limiting the use of harmful #neonics Gavin Newsom. There is SO much support in CA to save the bees! So let's do it!

i go on pinterest just to scroll through pictures of Madonna

my plans failing got me thinking my life over fr

i want a mustache