"Doom has an OnlyFans, pass it on." She whispered onto the TL from a corner, wondering who would hear.

Any chance he could shrink the bus as well?

¬» Suddenly got the insatiable urge to play Spider-Man PS4 and take a crap ton of pictures using Photo Mode.. Should I?

He just tripped on his own foot and fell over onto his desk. Rest in peace his glass of water.. As well as his cellphone..

Yeah, it's safe to say that he's never been a fan of Captain Fishbowl.

¬» Just got the sudden urge to make Tony from the new Avengers game.. Help

That was real smooth.

❝ Sheesh, the future's been nice and all but.. being back in good old 1998 feels nice. Now if you excuse me, I got 20 years of relaxing to do. ❞

❝ Yoga and beating bad guys, makes all the difference! And yes, stopping robberies is my way of relaxing. ❞

¬» I know that I had an ongoing bus-related storyline going on with a Hank Pym, but I can't find it, even though I've been scrolling for 10 minutes

❝ After you do it a certain amount of times, your brain just converts the stress into relaxation, it's weird but hey.. if it works. ❞

❝ If only A.I.M. could live up to their name by having actual aim. I've been doing backflips for half an hour now! ❞

❝ Wait a minute, you have a pool? Why don't I have a pool! I should get a pool.. A spider-pool. You're a genius! ❞

❝ Why does the city smell like rain five days of the week? ❞