i wanna vote for bernie but man... he's fucking Old

I don’t know what 80% of you are talking about

Sir this is a Wendy’s

in a mood. not telling you which one

Me AF

One day I hope to achieve a Possum Kingdom type of love

everyone needs to shut up about jeffrey epstein. he killed himself, plain and simple. just like JFK

Every month is No Nut November when ur asexual

Deglaze a pan one time and MF-ers think ur Gordon Ramsey smdh so many ppl lack basic cooking knowledge/skills and it rly shows

If you owe me money pay me back RFN

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*waving my phone flashlight from the back of the venue*

I fucking LOVE being DEPRESSED

I want a Nintendo switch but I don’t want to go to jail for stealing

Me attempting to find things to talk about on a date