Oh so u rly gunna walk past my dog n not even TRY and pet her or say “aww she’s so cute” bitch is u fuckin BLIND?!? Rude asf

to the girls who see friends getting engaged, pregnant, married, moving into first homes, posting pics with their man, etc. and you feel like you’re doing something wrong. stop. their season is not your season. comparison is the thief of joy.

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Marry the man that puts the heated seat on for you right before you get into his car 😌

@evanw315 it's fine

@evanw315 trueee

Had the sweetest customer come in and he told me he'd beat me with a baguette cos I couldn't speak French.

@evanw315 thanks for the encouragement Evan😊

When drunk Becky texts you this but it's actually meant for her bf