I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

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A girly little world 🤪

I would not wish being an only child on my worst enemy. My parents were also older when they had me. I’m 25 and had to plan my mom’s whole funeral by myself. I had to take care of her as she deteriorated by myself. I shouldn’t resent my parents for it, but I do.

please, I'm so tired

Do people with cats not know how they and their apartments smell

Guilty as charged

“normalize this normalize that” let's normalize putting the stamp in the right corner

type of photo that wins you a National Geographic Picture Of The Year award.

or oatmeal like wtf are you doing

I’m an only child and I hate it. I think I ultimately turned out fine, I always had a lot of friends and my parents worked very hard not to “spoil” me, but I think only children have a huge disadvantage when it comes to learning relational norms that kids with siblings pick up

Increasingly significant consideration

I can’t express how much I despise this system. Dumbest invention ever.

I hate TikTok but sometimes the Mrs finds a great one for me.

Tom Hardy you're my type