remember kids like sunstone said!! DONT DO DRUGS OR KILL OTHER PEOPLE

happy late Easter, if you want to be a little bitch I can melt your chocolate for you

Keep all rubies who are not me away from me

I really did my best to act natural okay guys it's not my fault sapphire is so cute

I already hate every part of Pokemon go. I have caught atleast 7 rattatas

@meme_asaurus Jasper no but it's not about being ""powerful""

@meme_asaurus Jasper speaking of which how the fuck did she get out of the core of the earth

@meme_asaurus Jasper I don't want the image of Jasper fisting anybody thanks

@meme_asaurus Jasper are all uses not practical

he's perfect

I'll actually follow any and every smokey quartz account that interacts with me at all

so, this has been a very intense experience

i pretend to be a child to get steven more candy

ruby that's why you're in my top 5 of lesbian moms

oh yeah whoops rip bismuth i was kinda late to that party huh

don't be alarmed by minor earthquakes that's me vibrating in anger

my new years resolution? to beat up every bad person on earth

i can't believe i'm the rude customer. i ruined a restaurant

i'm gay, guys. i just thought you should know.

if anyone's concerned about steven being a rebellious teenager me and sapph have a 12 step plan prepared for it