This is the kind of Sticking It To The Parking Bastards we can all get behind. theoldhamtimes.co.uk/news/24499964.…

Not our usual stuff as everyone gets out alive, but the twist at the end is 💯 dunfermlinepress.com/news/24514080.…

I wasn’t going to do this one, but the second paragraph here is [chef’s kiss] altonherald.com/news/anger-in-…

Hey Watford Observer - I see you have made eye contact with a local conspiracy theorist who (among other things) on his Facebook recently claimed that rioters were agents provocateur sent by the state to make demonstrators look bad. watfordobserver.co.uk/news/24517729.…

Regret to report that Keith is back in the Derby Telegraph, attempting to corner the ‘Corned Beef of my Childhood’ market.

Your occasion reminder that we’re not here that often (cheers, Elon you absolute wardrobe), but normal service continues at BlueSky (apiln.bsky.social) and Facebook (facebook.com/angrypeopleinl…)

Thanks to the unique way that Elon runs this place (ie into the ground), you’re more likely to find us on Bluesky these days. We’re apiln.bsky.social there.

Seeing as Oasis are coming back, I get to do my Oasis joke: Furious Noel Gallagher and Meg Mathews appear in their local paper after buying Pot Noodles a year past their Sell By date. “I did a shiiiiiiiiite through the eye of a needle,” says Noel.

Delighted to report the return of semi-professional ghost hunter Johnny Turnip to the pages of the Abergavenny Chronicle abergavennychronicle.com/news/abergaven…

Police investigation launched into 'Borough of Poo' signs ift.tt/yEwaifU

Alexa, what is #carbrain? Angry People in Local Newspapers "According to Kenneth, the pavements at the back were never designed for people to walk along"