Patient: Bleeding internally, organs failing, 8 hours left to live Meanwhile, Horse MD:

i do not set ‘reminders’, i do not ‘structure’ my tasks, i do not ’write things down’. i RAWDOG it. and if i do not remember, i don’t DO IT.

You guys will never guess who hosted Ozzys last show….Aqua Man himself

i have a rude thought which is that sometimes its obvious in peoples art and writing when they have done zero research on the “religious imagery” they’re inserting into it

face card so insane i almost liked a hate tweet

you live in america which directly funds the genocide so you better start not paying taxes and eventually go to jail for tax evasion

Fake bush lovers after a run in with a real winter coat

"Why so queerious" - the Woker

this is something that only confuses people without siblings lmao

how it feels to have laptop instead of phone screen time before bed

I love this episode so much. It really explores the depth of houses ability of not being burnt by fire and the way it underlines his similarities to Targaryen family. It really builds up to the got crossover episode

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My son just told me he’s gay I burst into tears But not for the reason you think You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision So proud of my son ❤️

Non-political slop account only ocassionally breaks character and its almost always pro-Republican

we’ve met luigi, now its time to meet mario