ITS "FREEDOM DAY". THANK FUCK. BUT - I STILL WANT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU DISGUSTING PEASANTS TO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. *NOT* DUE TO COVID. IT'S MORE ABOUT YOU BEING GENERALLY UNWASHED, DEGENERATE FILTH. IF YOU ARE ABLE TO TOUCH MY HAT, YOU ARE TOO FUCKING CLOSE. #DONTHASSLETHEHAT

HOW THE FUCK IS HAPPY HARDCORE STILL A FUCKING THING? OF ALL THE FUCKING SHITE THAT'S MANAGED TO SURVIVE THE LAST 18 MONTHS, THIS COCKROACH OF A GENRE IS FUCKING UNKILLABLE DJ WANKSPLAT Ft MC SHORTCUNT B2B WITH MC SLAPHEAD CAN ALL GET IN THE LANDFILL

ALL LIES. THE SUN NEVER STOPS SHINING ON THE FUCKING HALLOWED TURF (TM) OF DONINGTON. BLOCKED FOR SPREADING MALICIOUS SLANDER #HATERSGONNAHATE

THIS IS ABSOLUTE THE LAST TIME I GET MYSELF INVOLVED WITH FUCKING CHARITY GIGS

I WOULD LIKE TO WISH ALL YOU DISGUSTING SPLITTERS GOING TO BLOODSTOCK TOMORROW A LOVELY TIME. I WILL - OF COURSE - BE ENJOYING THE EVENT FROM THE SAFETY OF VIP: FAR AWAY FROM YOU FUCKING DIRTY SWAMP DONKEYS.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: IN 2022, OUR MAIN STAGE WILL BE RENAMED "GERONIMO THE ALPACA STAGE" IT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED

DESPITE THE UTTER FUCKING LIES CONTAINED WITHIN THIS TWEET ABOUT RAIN AT OUR GLORIOUS FESTIVAL, OUR BRAND REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE IN TOUCH TO DISCUSS FRANCHISING OPTIONS

HYPE TRAIN MOTHERFUCKERS: BE ON BOARD OR BE A BELLEND EITHER WAY: I AWAIT YOUR PETULANT AND IMPOTENT TEARS

IN THE INTERESTS OF EQUALITY, YOU FUCKERS WANTED MORE FEMALE BANDS.... THEREFORE WE HAVE GIVEN YOU THE BIGGEST FANNIES IN THE LAND: BLACK VEIL BRIDES

YOU FUCKING DIMWITS SAID YOU WANTED NICKLEBACK THEREFORE WE HAVE GIVEN YOU: DANISH NICKLEBACK PLAYING ELVIS SONGS IN THE "CLUB STYLE": VOLBEAT

TO ALL THE REFUGEES FROM FACEBOOK & INSTAGRAM: WELCOME. NOW FUCK OFF #BEMOREKIND

WE WILL BE HOLDING A CANDLELIT VIGIL FOR JOJO AND HIS STRUGGLES TOMORROW AT 8PM. ALL WELCOME. BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING CANDLES #PRAYFORJOJO

UPDATE: VINCE NEIL'S GREATEST SOLO HIT IS NOW A CONCRETE FLOOR youtube.com/watch?v=xEUvvf…

BIG UP THE ORIGINAL GOLD HOT-PANTS TREND SETTER. GET WELL & SEE YOU NEXT YEAR youtube.com/watch?v=oVCtJv…

WARNING: IF YOU GET SENT A LINK TO LISTEN TO THE NEW ED SHEERAN AND ELTON JOHN CHRISTMAS SONG, DO NOT FUCKING OPEN IT. IT CONTAINS A LINK TO LISTEN TO THE NEW ED SHEERAN AND ELTON JOHN CHRISTMAS SONG. #STAYFUCKINGSAFE

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU DISGUSTING PEASANT FILTH. NOW FUCK OFF.

MISS ME FUCKERS??????