That’s not Tony. Oh man, I feel weirded out.

We both think he's pretty cool. chase2452.tumblr.com/post/167213185…

I'm Sparkles? x.com/ThorRevenger/s…

Thor's so goofy!

Blackmail bait. I’ve got a few things on Tony.

Good morning. I’m starving. Where’s the coffee?

At any given moment I’m basically broke and homeless. Shows what good being a genius scientist with seven PhD’s is good for.

#ExcuseForBeingLateIn4Words It’s a Code Green.

Thor's so tall. He makes me feel safe. Even though I can beat him in a fight.

That's sweet. lavendrgooms.tumblr.com/post/175441655…

Buddies. radicles-art.tumblr.com/post/175662899…

Banner is useful in a fight too! Watch me just shred this brick wall.

Is this big dick energy? Or do people with dicks not have it? Asking for a friend.

You what I love? Ramen. So much. End of tweet.

Did you know there’s a strain of cannabis named after me? I had no idea!

Sometimes I run and disappear. I don’t mean to. It just happens.

I'm just...tired. Really tired.

It’s my—what? Is twitter stalking me? Who celebrates things like that? “Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary”

So...spoiler...I guess I’m into velvet tracksuits now.

Captain America may have America’s ass but I have Asgard’s Ass... King of Assgard.