They are starting to get more and more desperate... This shows that we’re winning.

With all this #Coronavirus situation, I bet manufacturers of hygienic gel are rubbing their hands.

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Angelo Manson is Community Director for The Church of Rational Satanism, a member of The Satanic Temple and the United Aspects of Satan. He neither speaks on behalf of, nor is endorsed by, any of them. Angelo Manson is Cult Leader of the Dosha of Satanic Yoga.

Hear that clock-clock-clock sound? That's Randall Flagg's rundown heels on his battered and dusty boots. Captain Trips is loose and Greg Stillson is in The White House. #StephenKing

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“Greater Magic is the act of ritual, in accordance with one’s will, to manipulate a situation. It can be grand and theatrical or simple and to the point. It just depends on the individual Magician and their preferences.” theministryofsatan.org/greater-magic

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I use #huel because it's more convenient than drinking the blood of my enemies.

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Happy Passover, smear lamb's blood on your door. Or not, do what thou wilt *wanders off*

My eyes have teeth and my teeth have eyes.

Pleased to meet you. I am the shadow that will swallow the sun.

A lot of the time, when I should be 'getting stuff done' I'm actually doing a silly dance to make myself laugh.

It's 11 degrees and I can see my breath so I know im Breathing but i got no pulse I swear to Thelema my hearth aint beating.

*taps screen* is this thing on?