LMFAOOAOSOSOSOSOSOSOOOOOO

said 67 to my 9yo niece and she told me to grow up

eu no trabalho tentando lembrar que ter um emprego é uma bênção enquanto conto os minutos pra ir embora

The phone case everyone used to laugh at finally proved itself 😭

Os podéis reír, pero esto no te lo hackeaba nadie.

Nigga i thought you done lost your legs smh. Congrats tho, lmao

I hate when they ruin that 76th chance, you’ll never see me again!

tekli koltukta çift kişi uyumak.. what a sleep

Donde está el bebé 😭

whoever tricked niggas into spending MILLIONS of dollars on monkey pics is lowkey a genius 😭😭

They're at work making fun of my mouse . God forbid a shawty doesn't want carpal tunnel

As vezes entro no twitter e sinto que todo mundo descobriu o segredo pra ter dinheiro infinito e eu fiquei de fora

a tweet from someone who just woke up from a coma they entered on november 29th 2022

Men who have actual relationships with women sually know this because they see us without nakeup and even naked sometimes.

He did this without cutting any social services, btw.

This place is hell