there’s no way I’m leaving this earth without owning a G-Wagon

if angels don’t exist how do you explain me

being new at a job and having 2 follow the person training u around is soooo humiliating i feel like an imaginary friend

i would use my last breath to talk crazy

why does asking people to hang out on your birthday feel like

i should get a check for my taste in men. this has to be a disability.

spongebob is the king of crash outs.

i'm full of rage but in a very chill and nonchalant way

my problem is i want to be the only person you’ve ever loved in this lifetime

Man by the time I meet the right person ima be the wrong person 😭

Yall take this fashion shit too far I asked this nigga why he smoking a cigarette he gone say it go with the outfit.. I just walked off

When you goin thru 2 breakups at once

when the shots start tasting like “i didn’t deserve that”

I will marry a lovey dovey, handsome, super calm gentleman who is weak in the knees about me.

We need a national day of silence. Too much talking going on these days

when i say “i’ll call you later” i mean later on in life not today

Please don't ask me common sense questions cause I get mad fast