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Hang in there slut, keep it up.

today’s the only day you can repost this

I’m going to start a candy company that just makes edible versions of the stuff I’m not allowed to eat (mahjong tiles, large pillar candles, various gems and rocks,)

work emails are turn-based combat

I tell my cat "I know” whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea

Don't you dare rewrite history, literally everyone agreed with this image until a trans artist put their own spin on it and were subsequently harassed and doxxed relentlessly, we're not doing this revisionist history bullshit the way she was treated was actually evil

lol now THAT is a mood

This is what elon musk replies are like

yeah sure twitter. send me a push notification about saskatchewan news. that's what I use this site for absolutely.