It's just horrible! Kiss me in front of your ex so I know it's real.

bit.ly/3O27amY I get touchy and love everybody. I think the thing I miss most about my 20's has got to be my metabolism. #cumwhore

Chewing yogurt, so it feels like eating. Fml...... They only wanna cuddle so they can poke you in your ass with their wiener boners, thats how a man becomes a trap stay woke.

Hahahahahahahahaha *breathes* Hahahhahahahahahaha You like me? I think the devil on my shoulder murdered the angel, but don't tell him I said that. He scares the shit out of me.

Boredom is usually orange isn't it? Clever kid anyway. #breastmassage

One of the ladies I modeled with is in paris for her birthday. I love it! We're absolutely ridiculous but in a boner inducing way. #squirting #nipslip #lesbian

Alright dear. Sleep well, I hope the headache eases. *hugs you close and kisses your cheek*.

bit.ly/3MlMiGe Next time. Nothing can stop me now. #realityporn #bbw #stepmom

Never pick a fight with a woman over forty. We are full of rage and sick of everyone's shit'. Tonight is gonna suck on here i can already tell.

I love that you rescue our furry friends! Can someone tell me why we have to celebrate this bunny hiding chicken eggs again? #wet #bbw

To make every effort to do so. Sometimes I hate you, sometimes I love you, sometimes I forget about you. #incest

I'm wearing more beer now then clothing. #pornstar

bit.ly/3Mqxo1b How dare you! I need to be a lot higher for this shit. #nsfw #porn

That's his bones.

You are a liar, Sirius Black! You're a liar and I hate you! Just go. And there'd be the added buzz factor.

This might be illegal but it's not going to stop us. My self-destruct button seems to be broken. I've been pushing it for years, yet here I am. #sex #gym #anal

People tweeting about being up and going and I'm tweeting all snuggled up. Ive sent some less than holy shit selfies ngl :).

About the assholes next door...they're not moving. In fact, they're putting up a pool. #shemale

Thank goodness you are doing the work that you are doing. That's what really matters. Yet the Earths rotation on its axis remains stable..