A functional government with systems that work for the people.

Study group chat after grades dropped: Most of us: The lecturer is so stingy with marks!, Unfair grading etc Then one person: "Ugh, only 90%… I was expecting more." Suddenly, the group went dead silent. 🤐 Different problems I guess. 🤣

We okay 🤣👍🏽

sometimes I get surprised by how resilient I am 😭

Please don't compare Bounty with nonsense 🤣😂

Out here at the lake with colleagues, & been pushed to drop my weight loss strategy..but I can tell these people ain't ready for that conversation just by looking at their orders from the menu lmao🤣 Let’s talk Wage Bill instead, y’all not ready for that kind of commitment yet 😂

We're at a lake retreat, & a colleague joined us today because she's been unwell. This afternoon, her husband traveled all the way from Lilongwe to Salima just to check on her & stay through the meeting. Dude took a whole leave to keep his wifey company. Marry right, y'all. 🫣

I think peace changes your taste in people completely.

You can decide to starve & not feel guilty for starving another person.

PhD it is 🫣🤣

Love how the year is unfolding so far, to more wins🥂🖤

Date someone who understands that you're just kidding on Twitter.

To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf

The level of detachment some people have is scary. They will act like they've never met you before.

Left mans house furious & came straight home. Now I’m out here asking myself what exactly that man did that made me angry? I picked a fight, he chose peace & somehow that’s what got me mad. 🫣😂 Well… lemme go back to his place & tell him I forgive him for not fighting😂🤣

I need everyone to see what my cleaner did to my dish towels.

Absolutely 💯

Or "wrong person, right time" ... Yep😐