“When I found out the patriarchy wasnt about horses I lost interest”

His job is beach

get in the car it’s august

me after pressing play on my folkevermore playlist

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

she looks like me at a taylor swift concert

men will really say “women can’t make decisions because they’re too emotional” and then proceed to behave like this.

my brain right now: AT LEAST I HAD THE DECENCY TO KEEP MY NIGHTS OUT OF SIGHT ONLY RUMOURS BOUT MY HIPS AND THIGHS AND MY WHISPERED SIGHS OH LORD I THINK ABOUT JUMPING OFF OF VERY TALL SOMETHINGS JUST TO SEE YOU COME RUNNING AND SAY THE ONE THING I’VE BEEN WANTING BUT NO!!!!!

harry’s house after the release of the 1989 vault

This is like when the rep tour boost system worked too well and Ticketmaster said never again because they didn’t make their scalper money

Someone dressed up as Ms Ungermeyer for Halloween 😭

Honestly justice for metlife bc how are you giving beans on toast nation 8 shows and NYC 3

Even the service dog has a Candlelight robe 🥹🥹🥹

she looks like she's about to tell nick jonas the seven things she hates about him

at dinner, you take my ring off my middle finger and put it on the one people put wedding rings on

lights, camera, bitch, smile, even when you wanna die

AND YOU WANNA SCREAM DONT CALL ME KID!!!! DONT CALL ME BABY!!!!!!

Me today