New special is out: youtu.be/HN_irAlyFQg?si…

Dig into my new stand up comedy special 5836 available on Youtube right now. Share it with your friends 🔥 youtu.be/nbeaApu4OP0?si…

I was gambling in Havana Scott Costanzo open.spotify.com/track/64dHj8Zx…

They say I’m crazy, but I have a good time Jim Morgan open.spotify.com/track/2wvMC5Ey…

Caddying for a guy who really digs in. Iran has smaller craters than this. 😆 🤣 😂

It’s veggie season in S Georgia. Just ate the best zipper peas I’ve ever had. Went back for seconds on peas and not steak. Unheard of…

🏈PRESEASON AVERAGE WIN TOTALS v1🏈 Here are the results of 10,000 sims of the college football regular season, based on my preseason priors. Everyone's got to start somewhere, here's where I have all 136 teams starting this fall.

Sharon will still find a way to get one more show out of Ozzy. #RIPOzzy

I can’t wait to sell all of his things…

Winter is finally over!

“Man orders food at an automated drive-in restaurant, Los Angeles” 📷 Bruce Davidson / 1964

A Del Mar official reached out moments ago to clarify that the $476,322 winning ticket on Thursday’s 50-cent late pick five was purchased by a CAW bettor who spent $108,000 on “thousands of different tickets and combinations.” #drf

What is going on with people from Ohio? Consistently the worst vacationers.

Researchers at UGA have confirmed that the object that crashed through the roof of a home in McDonough, Georgia, in June was indeed a meteorite. They estimate that the meteorite is about 20 million years older than Earth itself.

Definitely not covered by insurance

I’m glad plastic straws are back.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The NCAA absolutely got their white whale in Ole Miss and has lost the desire to even attempt to heavily punish any other program.

Cracker Barrel always sucked.

Jerry Seinfeld calling his girlfriend up from the minors, 1997

Bells beach is not bigger than Waimea. Bro