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God

I don’t know how long this meme has been going around, I’m not all that good on the internets, but it’s fucking perfect.

Not my words. Just passing them on.

How come ⁦⁦Ladman⁩ ‘s steak doesn’t look like my steak? Is it because he doesn’t like taste? I think so. P.S. there is a steak under the pile of onions and mushrooms

Is there an award for best signage? There should be.

Roadside service tip: Discharged batteries can freeze. No one should knowingly attempt to jump start a frozen battery! I will burst! Protect against it by using spare vehicles more often, or using a maintainer. I recommend Battery Tender brand because i’ve used them personally

Resetting our clocks twice a year worked for Americans a century ago, but it’s time for a change. Instead of regularly disrupting our lives, we can make Daylight Savings Time permanent and give families more sunlight to enjoy after work and school.

What does justice look like? #DaunteWright

And then you ask me why I don’t give a F about your excuses....

I havn’t played golf in 2 years. Somehow, the Boston Bruins are even more anxious than me to get on the course.

Gonna have to teach P.K. Subban a lesson… Just stay outta my way, or you’ll pay. Listen to what I say.