I am so irritated with instagram. They recommend puppy and kitten posts to me all the time no matter how often I tell them I'm not interested. They never show me chicken pics though and I search for those often.

The halfway reward for the Borogravia battlefield walk is a care package of useful things for a long hike. Socks, a hanky, tea, blister plasters, a spork, carabiners, a chocolate cigar, a postcard from one of the many Discworld benevolent societies and some playing cards I made.

The playing cards I designed for the current Discworld rewards. I'm so pleased with them. The drawings will be available on red bubble eventually when I've finished fiddling. #handmade #doodles #playingcards I used Printfromyoursofa.co.uk and am very happy with the results.

Watching Sara Barron in leicester. Cracking so far.

I just realised I was doing what my dad does. We are going away and getting ready, I was ready first and was standing waiting in my coat, then realised my dad does that and it drives my mum mad. So I took my coat off, sat on the sofa and wrote a tweet.

This is a fab night and tomorrow (Monday) they have Sara Barron headlining!

This brilliant gig is tonight, get yourself down there. There'll be Sara Barron and apparently opera comedy 🎶

Trying the new loughborough comedy club.

Best Show nominees Troy Hawke Sigmund Troy’d @milocomedy Garrett Millerick Just Trying To Help Garrett Millerick - NEW SPECIAL OUT NOW Russell Hicks The Age of Hicks Russell Hicks Sarah Callaghan Revolting Sarah Callaghan Weirdos The Envelopes Weirdos Comedy Sikisa: Twerk in Progress Sikisa Comedy

Best New Show nominees: Ania Magliano: Absolutely No Worries If Not @AniaMags Good Kids @goodkidscomedy Sasha Ellen @sashakellen Christian Brighty: Playboy Christian Brighty

Best Kids Shows: Marcel Lucont: Les Enfants Terribles Marcel Lucont Seska: Frootytooty Seska The Discount Comedy Checkout Discount Comedy Checkout

Best Online Event: Spit or Swallow Podcast Spit or Swallow Podcast Marvel versus Marvel Podcast Marvel Versus Marvel No More Jockeys Alex Horne Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky Tim Key Loremen: Live The Loremen Podcast

Best Impro/Music Show Jon Pearson Jon Pearson 🤣 JonnyPComic.eth Consignia Consignia Crime Scene Impro @crimesceneimpro Myra Dubois @myradubois Alex Leam Alex Leam Missimp: It’s A Trap! The Improvised Star Wars Show @Missimp_Notts

I made this for my friend @flossandwhisk from the last Gudrun Sjödén UK catalogue I got. I got a new one today, what shall I make with that? #papermosaic #portrait #collage

Thanks Kinchbus for driving straight past me instead of taking me to the station. Got an arriva and a 15 minute walk in the hot sun instead.

I block food accounts on instagram if they show me anything containing chick peas or tomatoes.

Sunday afternoon in the paddling pool with a gin cocktail in my thermal cup.

We were coming back from shopping this morning when my fella ( Jose V ) saw an old motorbike. "That bikes older than me" he said then thought for a moment and added, "its the same age as you".

I made an abomination in my boyfriends beer glass.Jose V