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Just dropped a 20p caught it on me foot flicked it up an palmed the fucker! U avin that becky lad?!!:-)

Worst tuesday in work ever!

#Sin Cara has stolen a career from robbie brookside!

@DashingIceMan96 fucking idiot!

Instead of Thanksgiving, I shall spend the day celebrating the glorious reign of HRH Queen Elizabeth II of England.

The wall. Your success is on the other side. Cant jump over it or go around it. U know what to do.. #BarrelThruThatBitch

Going to work? Relaxing? Spending time w family? Hung over? Either way.. #GoodMorning

She gazed up at me wide-eyed from the shed floor and bit her lip seductively. Unfortunately it was her top lip so she looked like a piranha.

@ladyrebeccafox whats happenin then?

@ladyrebeccafox havnt seen it, try phil. Yerp go to aldi get a selection of weird drinks, or come here first x

Victoria Wood was fucking fantastic.

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